What an ugly mug
Staring at me from the bar
Always provoking
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: “Don’t fight with ugly people, they have nothing to lose” - Coffee Mug
What an ugly mug
Staring at me from the bar
Always provoking
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: “Don’t fight with ugly people, they have nothing to lose” - Coffee Mug
An ugly bastard
gives me the drunken stink eye
from across the bar
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: Solid Oak Bar Mirror With Glass And Bottle Storage
ugly red flowers
bloom on the floor of the bar
after the big brawl
Written by Captain Hops.
References: This haiku was inspired by (or stolen from) Al Purdy, a gritty Canadian poet that was brought to my attention by Alan over at A Good Beer Blog. As you may or may not know, Alan is having a beer poetry contest where the winner gets tickets to TAP New York, the Craft Beer and Fine Food festival. We’re talking hundreds of dollars of prizes here, so get off your duff and start versing.
Thing of the Day: Beyond Remembering: The Collected Poems of Al Purdy
Thirsty? Now you’re not.
Ugly? Now you’re pretty…Beer?
Good for what _Ales_ you.
Written by Skar Jones.