Unlike her husband
The kickbox trainer could not
Ignore the loud drunk
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: 10 Minute Solution - Kickbox Bootcamp
Unlike her husband
The kickbox trainer could not
Ignore the loud drunk
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: 10 Minute Solution - Kickbox Bootcamp
Instead of fighting
He simply walked away from
The arguing drunk
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: Bouncer’s Guide To Barroom Brawling: Dealing With The Sucker Puncher, Streetfighter, And Ambusher
ugly red flowers
bloom on the floor of the bar
after the big brawl
Written by Captain Hops.
References: This haiku was inspired by (or stolen from) Al Purdy, a gritty Canadian poet that was brought to my attention by Alan over at A Good Beer Blog. As you may or may not know, Alan is having a beer poetry contest where the winner gets tickets to TAP New York, the Craft Beer and Fine Food festival. We’re talking hundreds of dollars of prizes here, so get off your duff and start versing.
Thing of the Day: Beyond Remembering: The Collected Poems of Al Purdy
He didn’t mean it.
Bought a beer for the wrong gal
and started a brawl
Written by Captain Hops.