Beer don’t work in space.
No head cuz bubbles don’t rise.
Think I’ll stay on Earth.
Written by Captain Hops.
References: Beer in space: A short but frothy history
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Thing of the Day: How Do You Go To The Bathroom In Space?
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Here’s to Cal Ripken
a model of skill and class
on and off the field
Written by Captain Hops.
References: ‘Overwhelming’ salute as the Iron Man is Inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame
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Thing of the Day: Get in the Game: 8 Elements of Perseverance That Make the Difference
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Some just don’t get it.
Because both haiku and beer
are acquired tastes.
Written by Captain Hops.
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Thing of the Day: The Barbarian’s Beverage: A History of Beer in Ancient Europe
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A word of warning
Though you’ll never get higher
Please, don’t drink and fly
Written by Captain Hops.
References: Panel: Astronauts flew after drinking. For the record, astronauts and NASA denied that this ever happened, but how can I pass up this kind of material. Go on, give try to come up with a haiku of your own on this topic. I’m sure you can do much better than mine.
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Thing of the Day: The Right Stuff (Two-Disc Special Edition)
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you best get a clue
it’s the cure for what ales you
so try something new
Written by Eric.
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Thing of the Day: Guinness Pint Duffel Backpack w/ Cooler
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Ales are hit or miss,
I want to stick to good ones -
Do it Doggie Style!
Written by Josh Mishell.
Editor’s Note: The author is an employee of Flying Dog Brewery and knows what he likes. 
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Thing of the Day: The Joke’s Over: Bruised Memories: Gonzo, Hunter S. Thompson, and Me
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Surrounded by tools
water and empty beer cans
but the sink still leaks
Written by Captain Hops.
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Thing of the Day: Hops Holster Drink Can Belt
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flag down the beer cart
my game’s so bad I can’t wait
’til the nineteenth hole
Written by Captain Hops.
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Thing of the Day: Lost Balls: Great Holes, Tough Shots, and Bad Lies
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Show me the sutra
In which the Buddha praises
The colors of beer.
Written by Barry Foy.
Thing of the Day: Best Beer Bistro Menu Black Board French Chef Waiter
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Got a stock of beer
and the last Harry Potter
Please don’t bother me
Written by Captain Hops.
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Thing of the Day: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Book 7)
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lock up the drinkers
corral them in the corner
away from the fest
Written by Captain Hops.
References: Thou shalt not sip your beer with momo in hand, kids in tow. The first part of this article is about how the organizers of a “family friendly” festival in Ontario fence all the drinkers into a tiny area away from the rest of the festivities. In fact they are so “family friendly” that family members under the legal drinking age are separated by a fence from their loved ones that choose to drink a beer with their festival food. How do we teach our young to respect beer if we disrespect drinkers, separate families, and prevent youth from seeing anyone drink in a responsible way. Demonizing the beverage that created civilization and the people that drink it simply creates “forbidden fruit” that leads to binge drinking and an unhealthy and unsafe youth culture around alcohol. (By the way, the article changes to a completely different topic in the middle without any sub-titles to let you know it happened. Just stop reading when it stops making sense.)
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Thing of the Day: The Penguin Historical Atlas of Ancient Civilizations
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