Unlike her husband
The kickbox trainer could not
Ignore the loud drunk
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: 10 Minute Solution - Kickbox Bootcamp
Archive for the ‘drunk’ tag
May
21
2008
Choices Part II
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May
20
2008
Choices
Instead of fighting
He simply walked away from
The arguing drunk
Written by Captain Hops
Thing of the Day: Bouncer’s Guide To Barroom Brawling: Dealing With The Sucker Puncher, Streetfighter, And Ambusher
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February
16
2007
Sad
eagerly waiting
for the sad drunk by the juke
to run out of change
Written by Captain Hops.
Thing of the Day: Nighthawks at the Diner
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March
29
2006
Sentinals
restless sentinals
watch over dirty city stress
for drunk superheroes
Written by John Smith.
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September
5
2005
Words of Wisdom
Fat, drunk and stupid
is no way to go through life.
Thank you Dean Wormer
Written by Captain Hops.
References: National Lampoon’s Animal House
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July
29
2005
Contribution Friday
Here are some contributions from fans that have followed our simple tips (1 & 2) to write good beer haiku. Isn’t it amazining how different people can get such different results with 3 simple lines?! Give it a shot and submit your own beer haiku. If it’s accepted it could be published right here!
Beer foam on your face
makes you look like Santa Claus
You’re too drunk to know
Written by Dana from Southern Girl Goes North.
I can sense your gaze
from across the crowded bar
say hello with beer
Written by ThisBearBites.
drinking alone now
gonna be sh*tfaced again
I love your mom’s jugs
Written by The List Administrator.
Editor’s note: Don’t worry, I am sure the our third contributor is talking about your mom’s jugs of beer. 
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July
21
2005
gotta watch those office shindigs….
oh, did i do that?
a beer and work combo can
damage your career
Contributed by Lammiepie56.
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July
16
2005
Contributions from a birthday party…
I was at a party this week and asked for some beer haiku contributions. Here are the results. It’s always important to be reminded of the darker side of beer. 
Morning hangover
the harsh bright light of daybreak
my head will explode
Written by Catherine Shaw.
Twelve pack of Beast Ice
from Smitty’s Discount Liquors
F***s me up daily
Written by Gabriel Smith.
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