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September

5

2005

Words of Wisdom

Fat, drunk and stupid
is no way to go through life.
Thank you Dean Wormer

Written by Captain Hops.

References: National Lampoon’s Animal House

Tags: Beer, Haiku, Animal House, Dean Wormer, drunk, fat, Flounder, National Lampoon, stupid,

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