Don’t Try This at Home… Or Anywhere Else

September

2007

Don’t Try This at Home… Or Anywhere Else

Nude hula dancer
not big enough diversion
to protect beer thief

Written by Captain Hops.

References: Naked Man Does Hula, Steals Beer at Store
Technorati Tags: beer, haiku, thief
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