After enough beers
My intelligence dazzles.
Others are jealous.
Written by Captain Hops.
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Thing of the Day: Life of the Party Lamp Shade Costume Hat
After enough beers
My intelligence dazzles.
Others are jealous.
Written by Captain Hops.
Technorati Tags: beer, haiku, jealousy
Thing of the Day: Life of the Party Lamp Shade Costume Hat
While drinking at home late last night
I had me a terrible fright
To the fridge I did go
And I suffered a blow
The only thing there was called Lite
My head quickly started to spin
What a pickle I found I was in
I suppose I could find
Something else for my mind
Perhaps vodka or what about gin?
I ran to my home bar so fast
And what I found left me aghast
If only I’d known
That my whole stock was blown
Oh, the size of my problem was vast