August
2
2006

If you can’t do the time…

stolen credit card
waitress’s identity
won’t get you a beer

I thought this story deserved a limerick too.

There once was a silly young thief
She used stolen ID to get liquid relief
The waitress was surprised
When she saw her own eyes
Crime don’t pay is an age old motif

Contributed by Captain Hops.

References: Waitress gets own ID when carding patron
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