Remarkably, my buddy Chris and I both came up with two very similar haiku involving tequila completely independent of each other. Here are both of them:
a girl i once knew,
she made me drink tequila….
i went back to beer.
Written by Lammiepie56.
She screams “Agave!”
and bites the mezcal soaked worm
I just stick with beer
Written by Captain Hops.
I’d take beer over tequila anyday.